An ode to wetwipes

If you ever told me to write
an ode to a wet wipe
Before I became a mum
I wouldn’t think its much fun

But here I am
Mum to 3-year-old Little Man
All set to type
My heartfelt thanks to a wet wipe

For it has served me well
Protecting from messes and smells
Cleaning those poo-ridden bums
And something sticky on the tum!

I have a pack here and there
Yes, practically everywhere
All around the house and in the car
Never ever too far

In the nappy bag and the pram
It’s just the way I am
So whenever there’s a mess
I don’t have too much stress

There’s loads of variety
Fragranced and fragrance-free
Useful for cleaning this, that and the other
You’ll understand, if you’re a mother

You still ask why all the hype
about a simple wet wipe?
It cleans, it sheens
It’s my instant washing machine!

From tables and chairs
To practically anything, anywhere
If it needs a clean swipe
Swish out a wet wipe!


Who knew that little white wet thing
Could ever be such a blessing?


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  1. nirupamaprv

    What a lovely, witty poem! Accurate too! I agree completely!

    1. Nicole

      Thank you! Cheers to wetwipes:)

  2. Firoza

    Hahaha. Good one nicole! Love the “poem”

  3. niyati shinde

    Hahah! I’m going to buy me a stack pronto! Even though I don’t have a kiddo! Nicholas you must send this to the wet wipe makers. They’ll love you wholesalers! Since you love them like crazy! They’ll give you a year’s supply free! Tee hee!

    1. Nicole

      Hahaha. That’s a fab idea;) I could do with a year’s supply lol

  4. niyati shinde

    Haha! Im rushing to get me some wet wipes pronto! Though I don’t have a kiddo! Send this to the wet wipe makers! They will love you wholesalers! Since you think they’re a hit, they will give you for free, a year’s supply to wipe away the shit… Tee hee 😉

  5. Tina

    Humous, true and very well written!!!

  6. islandliving365

    Oh I love this! Brilliant poem and all true. We need to respect the power of the wet wipe! Thanks for linking up with #FridayFrolics

  7. Sarah - Mum & Mor

    Fab little poem! I love wet wipes! I clean baby, myself and the house with them. Haha. #FridayFrolics

    1. Nicole

      Thank you. I do too! They indeed are multi-purpose!

  8. jeremy@thirstydaddy

    Its amazing how good these wipes are for cleaning up just about anything. My kid’s five and I still keep a packet in my truck #fridayfrolics

  9. Life Love and Dirty Dishes

    I cannot image there being a time in my life when I don’t have a packet of wipes in every room! You should check out the prose for thought linky by for this one. Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

    1. Nicole

      Thanks so much. Will check it out. Appreciate it:)

  10. Silly Mummy

    Love this! Yes, baby wipes are amazing & I fear that my obsession with them is actually now going to continue long after I stop needing to buy them for little bums!

    Thanks so much for joining us on #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time.

    1. Nicole

      I agree… I’m sure I will continue to keep wipes in every room even after Little Man is all grown up!

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  12. gibbo1983

    Yep baby wipes are the best. I have a friend who doesnt need them for babys bums and she still keeps them round the house ,mainly to clean her surfaces 🙂

    1. Nicole

      I see myself doing that too, in the future lol.

  13. Caroline (Becoming a SAHM)

    Haha great stuff, you really can’t grasp the amazing-ness of wet wipes till you’re a parent! X #bestandworst

    1. Nicole

      Agree… only a parent realises the true value of a wet-wipe;)

  14. helen gandy

    Amen to wet wipes. That is all. Haha!! Thanks for linking up #bestandworst

  15. Laura Beresford

    So true! Never appreciated them before motherhood now can't imagine life without them!

    1. Nicole

      Exactly! Can't leave home without them now… 
      Thanks for popping over

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