10 things only a toddler can do!

1. Sleep with four pillows on/under/around him and not get a crick in the neck. Or any other body part

2. Make a spotless house look like a tornado hit it within seven minutes of waking up


Little Man invading the kitchen drawers

3. Go from extremely irritating to being the cutest thing ever in a matter of 10 seconds


4. Be Jekyll and Hyde everyday. One day he loves apples, the next, its the worst fruit in the world

5. Make a meal at a restaurant seem never-ending/exhausting/embarrassing/ the worst decision you've ever made in your life!


 6. Eat chocolates, cakes and biscuits all day without worrying about weight/cholesterol/health! (How I wish I was a toddler!!!)

7. Walk around with pee or poop in his nappy/ underpants as if its the most comfortable feeling in the world

8. Wake up on the dot of sunrise, no matter how late he went to bed the night before!

9. Spring out of bed (on the dot of sunrise) and head straight for his toys/ TV… whatever happened to the art of lazing around on the bed?!

10. Make you feel love like you've never ever felt before…

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22 Responses

  1. hilariously true!

  2. You have summed this up perfectly. It is so hard going restaurant that I perfer to have a take Away at home, hello lot easier 😉

  3. Yes to all. Especially numbers 3 and 4. Little boogers.


  4. Totally accurate! I love the diagram for no 5. It’s just so very (painfully) true! Great post and thank you for sharing with #FartGlitter x

  5. I read this all while nodding my head in agreement. Especially the pillows and restaurant part. I have 3 kids under 6 and every time we attempt to go out somewhere we have to threaten and bribe them to behave lol. Great post #fartglitter

    • Thanks so much! Yes, toddlers do manage to do the weirdest things🙄 look out for Part 2 of this post:) thanks for reading…

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  8. And they combine these things too. Walking round with a steaming nappy whilst eating a biscuit without a care in the world! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

  9. Hahaha I love this – a pint size dictator is a very accurate description of my threenager. I love how you end it though-awwwwww Thanks for linking up with #FridayFrolics

    • Pint-sized dictators they are indeed;) thank you for reading and liking. And thanks for co-hosting a fab linky!!!

  10. Number 2 could also be true of my husband!

  11. Haha – so true! I wish I was a toddler due to number 6 too!

    Thanks so much for linking with #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you again next week!

  12. Wake up on the dot of sunrise – yup I can identify with that one! And most of the others. #TheListLinky

  13. Ha ha, brilliant, I love this. Especially 2, 3 and 4!


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